An Interspecial Pack

I live in an interspecial pack that includes both humans and a dog.

For the most part, this arrangement works out okay. The doltish humans are tall and can get the kibbles out of the cupboards.

However, as time goes on, I find the dog carrying more and more of the weight of the pack.

Just because one member of the pack has four legs, the pack thinks it can shoulder more of the burden.

Not that I am whining.

Okay, I am whining ... but I just think the humans should appreciate the dog more, and, like, maybe take it on a walk.

I am a rough and tumble doggie and the fact that it's snowing won't slow me down.

Signed,

CoCo, The Dog

Halloween Plans

Some of my fans asked me what I plan to wear for Halloween.

This year. I think I will dress up like a dog. Dogs have really scary canine teeth.

As for the trick or treat festivities. I think I will hide under the bed. Scary things hide under the bed. I might even make deep gutteral growling signs if trick-or-treaters come my way.

My name is Coco. I am a dog. I like Halloween because it's the time of the year I get to take my costume off and be myself.

On Wiki Leaks

Humans and dogs aren't all that different. Humans express their radical streak by leaking hundreds of thousands pages of confidential papers on WikiLeaks.

In the dog world, we use smells to mark territory. A doggie will express its radical thoughts with a wicked leak.

Ten Ten Ten

It's ten after ten on ten ten ten.

So, this little doggie decided to bark.

Humans Are So Cruel

I tried placing a report at PETA, but for some odd reason the dog-human translation software I use for this blog didn't work on their site.

Anyway, I wanted to report an act of cruelty directed at this puppy.

It involved humans gathering around the wrapper from a stick of butter on the floor and staring at the puppy with accusatory eyes.

I couldn't stand it and had to slink into a dark spot and curl up into a furry brown ball.

The experience was cruelty at its most extreme.

A Butter Popsicle

One way to save money is to buy butter in bulk at Costco and put it in the freezer. You can then take butter, a stick at a time, place it on the counter to thaw and use.

This process is known in the dog world as "A Butter Popsicle" ... a rich and yummy butter popsicle.

My name is Coco. I am a dog.

9/11 Toother

This little doggie is misunderstood. I am often accused of being a 9/11 Truther, when I am a 9/11 toother.

I think someone should gate up to the perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks and bite them square on the ankle.

That's what this little doggie would do.