Coco told me this while on a walk:
"Human, if you give me that treat in your hand; I will love you unconditionally."
Friday, February 7, 2014
Saturday, December 14, 2013
A Little Cajun Cooking
Today was a good day.
For lunch I had an Andouille Sausage. This is a smoked pork sausage that is actually of German Origin although it has become popular in Cajun cooking.
I find the sausage is a bit spicy for a whole meal and would prefer it mixed in with my kibbles. But a doggie has to take what the doggie can get from the counter top when the humans aren't looking.
Speaking of humans, I wonder what my humans will eat tonight? It better not be my kibbles. I will bark at them if they try eating my kibbles.
Coco,
The Dog
For lunch I had an Andouille Sausage. This is a smoked pork sausage that is actually of German Origin although it has become popular in Cajun cooking.
I find the sausage is a bit spicy for a whole meal and would prefer it mixed in with my kibbles. But a doggie has to take what the doggie can get from the counter top when the humans aren't looking.
Speaking of humans, I wonder what my humans will eat tonight? It better not be my kibbles. I will bark at them if they try eating my kibbles.
Coco,
The Dog
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Bad Joke #42,847
So, why did the ringmaster sell all the circus animals after acquiring a pachyderm?
The ringmaster was so impressed with the mammoth beast that he saw the other animals as irrelephant.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Hasbro Alert
In a case of East Coast Liberalism run amok, this little doggie learned that the secular progressives at Hasbro (makers of Monopoly) are conspiring to replace Scottie the terrier with a piece representing a cat.
A CAT I TELL YOU!
A CAT!
We can't let this happen.
Anyway, Hasbro decided to change the traditional pieces of its Monopoly game is having a facebook campaign to decide which if its pieces to discard.
I say flatten the iron or give the boot a boot. The suggestion of replacing a dog with a cat is just inhumane.
This little doggie is voting to save Scottie and will support the Robot for the new Monopoly piece because good monopolists in the real world are systematically replacing people with robots.
A CAT I TELL YOU!
A CAT!
We can't let this happen.
Anyway, Hasbro decided to change the traditional pieces of its Monopoly game is having a facebook campaign to decide which if its pieces to discard.
I say flatten the iron or give the boot a boot. The suggestion of replacing a dog with a cat is just inhumane.
This little doggie is voting to save Scottie and will support the Robot for the new Monopoly piece because good monopolists in the real world are systematically replacing people with robots.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
The Tipping Point
My Dear Canine Friends,
Each year, as you all know, thousands of innocent bright-eyed puppies are sucked into vacuum cleaners where they die a horrible death.
Despite the obvious dangers. Doltish humans foolishly slave with vacuum cleaners and spent countless dog hours vacuuming up the carpet.
Time that would be better spent playing fetch with the doggie!
As you all know, I've been a staunch foe of vacuum cleaners since my earliest days as a puppy.
I bark at the vacuum and run circles when the vacuum is running ... but all that effort has been to no avail.
That is. Until today.
Yes, my fine furred friends. I believe the canine world has reached a tipping point in the war against the vacuum.
For the last weeks I've been shedding as if fur went out of style.
I shed so much fur that the hose to the vacuum cleaner simply clogged up and the vacuum cleaner could no longer engage in evil.
This, I believe, is the tipping point in the war between vacuums and dogs.
And so, I report to the canine world. There is still hope.
Simply shed. Shed like you've never shed before and we can cover the carpets of the world with so much fur that all the vacuums will simply choke and clog up.
My name is Coco. I am a little brown doggie who is looking out for you.
Each year, as you all know, thousands of innocent bright-eyed puppies are sucked into vacuum cleaners where they die a horrible death.
Despite the obvious dangers. Doltish humans foolishly slave with vacuum cleaners and spent countless dog hours vacuuming up the carpet.
Time that would be better spent playing fetch with the doggie!
As you all know, I've been a staunch foe of vacuum cleaners since my earliest days as a puppy.
I bark at the vacuum and run circles when the vacuum is running ... but all that effort has been to no avail.
That is. Until today.
Yes, my fine furred friends. I believe the canine world has reached a tipping point in the war against the vacuum.
For the last weeks I've been shedding as if fur went out of style.
I shed so much fur that the hose to the vacuum cleaner simply clogged up and the vacuum cleaner could no longer engage in evil.
This, I believe, is the tipping point in the war between vacuums and dogs.
And so, I report to the canine world. There is still hope.
Simply shed. Shed like you've never shed before and we can cover the carpets of the world with so much fur that all the vacuums will simply choke and clog up.
My name is Coco. I am a little brown doggie who is looking out for you.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Dog Obesity
An article in the paper today said that a third of the dogs in Salt Lake City are obese.
I am a doggy who just happens to live in Salt Lake. Realizing the article would cause concern with my adoring public, I felt obliged to log in and blog about my health.
This little brown doggy does not number among the doggies who are obese. For that matter, I actually subsist on the border of starvation.
This is because my my humans are greedy and lazy. They want to keep all the food for themselves and carefully measure out my scant morsels giving me the absolute minimum of food to avoid a call from ASPCA.
If not for my snatching scraps off the table and eating grass. I am quite certain I would have died by now.
When living on minimal rations, missing a meal is a pain beyond recognition. I can't tell you how many times my humans simply forgot to feed me, but I am sure it is quite often.
I thank my adoring audience for concern over my weight. This doggy is not overweight. I am as light as a feather and fly like the wind.
Signed,
Coco
I am a doggy who just happens to live in Salt Lake. Realizing the article would cause concern with my adoring public, I felt obliged to log in and blog about my health.
This little brown doggy does not number among the doggies who are obese. For that matter, I actually subsist on the border of starvation.
This is because my my humans are greedy and lazy. They want to keep all the food for themselves and carefully measure out my scant morsels giving me the absolute minimum of food to avoid a call from ASPCA.
If not for my snatching scraps off the table and eating grass. I am quite certain I would have died by now.
When living on minimal rations, missing a meal is a pain beyond recognition. I can't tell you how many times my humans simply forgot to feed me, but I am sure it is quite often.
I thank my adoring audience for concern over my weight. This doggy is not overweight. I am as light as a feather and fly like the wind.
Signed,
Coco
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