In a case of East Coast Liberalism run amok, this little doggie learned that the secular progressives at Hasbro (makers of Monopoly) are conspiring to replace Scottie the terrier with a piece representing a cat.
A CAT I TELL YOU!
We can't let this happen.
Anyway, Hasbro decided to change the traditional pieces of its Monopoly game is having a facebook campaign to decide which if its pieces to discard.
I say flatten the iron or give the boot a boot. The suggestion of replacing a dog with a cat is just inhumane.
This little doggie is voting to save Scottie and will support the Robot for the new Monopoly piece because good monopolists in the real world are systematically replacing people with robots.