There's been reports of missing cats in the neighborhood ... so animal services has been rounding up all the usual suspect.
Being an innocent little brown doggie, I realized that I needed to get some legal advise.
So I put together a legal defense team.
Our first tact in defending canines against accusations of catricide was to argue that catricide is not murder, but a public service.
Of course, Obama's been putting all sorts of cat-lovers on the bench. If you get a cat-lover on the bench or in a jury, you can kiss your sweet tail goodbye.
So, I came up with a new line of legal defense. Here goes:
"This little doggie is a natural doggie; Therefore, the cat died of natural causes."
In the human legal system a person is considered "Innocent until proven guilty."
In the dog world the law is: "A dog is innocent. Period. I mean, just look at those big innocent eyes. That doggie is innocent. Period."