Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Naval Post

Loose lips sink ships.

Us doggies have about five times as much lip as humans. As a result, doggies have never been able to muster an effective navy.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Retriever v. Receiver

I took a lot of flack for yesterday's post on the Super Bowl.

I've sat at the foot of my human's recliner watching this so-called football game on TV. All I can say is the humans have the game completely wrong.

In football, a human called the quarterback throws a pigskin to a person called a receiver, who catches it. This part of the game makes sense to me. I am super good at jumping into the air and catching.

I realy love catching tasty things and a pigskin sounds tasty to me.

After catching the pigskin, the receiver tries running to an arbritrary line on the playing field called a goal.

That's where they get it wrong. I am a Labrador Retriever. What you are supposed to do is run back to the human who through the pigskin. I have an instinct for this type of thing. When the receiver runs towards the goal, it is being a bad human, just as i am being a bad dog when I run away with the Frisbee.

The humans in the other colored jerseys are correct in trying to knock down the bad human.

My name is Coco. I am a dog, and I approve this message. If you don't like it. Bite Me. I bite back and have bigger teeth.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Coco on the Super Bowl

Each time this year I am asked to give my opinion on the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl has something to do with that strange light box that humans find so fascinating. I've spent far too many hours curled up at the foot of my human's recliner while watching that silly light box.

I conclusion, I happen to be a dog. I believe that I speak for most dogs when I say: "I prefer my supper bowl to the Super Bowl."