I appear to be a human short.
I count the humans every night before I go to sleep. Both the count and the smell of the den is off.
The missing human is short with greyish hair and answers to the name "granny."
If you see a human that answers to that description please give a bark.
The doggies in my neighborhood all all good at relaying important barks.
BTW: I asked one of my spare humans to call granny's cell phone. When he called the cell phone a detached voice said: "The number you have just reached is not in service." The message makes absolutely no sense. If the number is not in service, then I did not reach it. n-est-ce-pas?
But very little the humans do make sense.