Friday, October 29, 2010

Halloween Plans

Some of my fans asked me what I plan to wear for Halloween.

This year. I think I will dress up like a dog. Dogs have really scary canine teeth.

As for the trick or treat festivities. I think I will hide under the bed. Scary things hide under the bed. I might even make deep gutteral growling signs if trick-or-treaters come my way.

My name is Coco. I am a dog. I like Halloween because it's the time of the year I get to take my costume off and be myself.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

On Wiki Leaks

Humans and dogs aren't all that different. Humans express their radical streak by leaking hundreds of thousands pages of confidential papers on WikiLeaks.

In the dog world, we use smells to mark territory. A doggie will express its radical thoughts with a wicked leak.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Ten Ten Ten

It's ten after ten on ten ten ten.

So, this little doggie decided to bark.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Humans Are So Cruel

I tried placing a report at PETA, but for some odd reason the dog-human translation software I use for this blog didn't work on their site.

Anyway, I wanted to report an act of cruelty directed at this puppy.

It involved humans gathering around the wrapper from a stick of butter on the floor and staring at the puppy with accusatory eyes.

I couldn't stand it and had to slink into a dark spot and curl up into a furry brown ball.

The experience was cruelty at its most extreme.

A Butter Popsicle

One way to save money is to buy butter in bulk at Costco and put it in the freezer. You can then take butter, a stick at a time, place it on the counter to thaw and use.

This process is known in the dog world as "A Butter Popsicle" ... a rich and yummy butter popsicle.

My name is Coco. I am a dog.