Some of my fans asked me what I plan to wear for Halloween.
This year. I think I will dress up like a dog. Dogs have really scary canine teeth.
As for the trick or treat festivities. I think I will hide under the bed. Scary things hide under the bed. I might even make deep gutteral growling signs if trick-or-treaters come my way.
My name is Coco. I am a dog. I like Halloween because it's the time of the year I get to take my costume off and be myself.