A wise human once said that every man will get 15 minutes of fame.
Thats 105 dog minutes!
15 dog minutes is only 2.142857143 human minutes.
Us dogs, we only get 2.142857143 human minutes of fame. So, you humans need to be super attentive to us dogs during our flame out of fame.
But, you know, it's a dog's life and a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.