Tech Support Call

I had a glitch with my web site, so I called technical support.

Tech support asked if I had an IP Address.

Truth is, I pee at all sorts of different addresses. On a typical walk I will pee at three to four addresses.

My name is Coco. I am a little brown puppy living in a world built for humans.

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

As a doggie, I've learned not to sweat the small stuff.

I don't sweat the big stuff either.

Let's face it. Sweat messes up the fur. So, I don't sweat at all.

Hanging the tongue out and letting it air in the wind is a different thing altogether.

Anyway, you humans could learn a lot from us dogs.

My name is Coco. I am a little brown puppy.

Coco on Unconditional Love

I was reading a blog gushing over the propensity of dogs to give unconditional love.

Being a dog living in a pack of humans, I learned quickly that one has to love unconditionally.

Humans, after all, are so flawed that this little brown doggie cannot think of a single condition that the humans could pass with flying colors.

To be a dog living in a pack of humans, one simply has to learn to shake off the human faults and love them unconditionally.

The humans are, after all, only human.

The Cat Tax

I've been researching different tax proposals from the FAIR Tax to the 999 Tax and even the Flat Tax.

After much contemplation, I, Coco the dog, have determined that best tax is the Cat Tax. The Cat Tax places an onerous tax burden on felines and any human foolish enough to own a feline.

I admit, the Cat tax is not fair, but it's just.

Money from the Cat Tax should be used on the dog park.