The Cat Tax

I've been researching different tax proposals from the FAIR Tax to the 999 Tax and even the Flat Tax.

After much contemplation, I, Coco the dog, have determined that best tax is the Cat Tax. The Cat Tax places an onerous tax burden on felines and any human foolish enough to own a feline.

I admit, the Cat tax is not fair, but it's just.

Money from the Cat Tax should be used on the dog park.