My Dear Canine Friends,
Each year, as you all know, thousands of innocent bright-eyed puppies are sucked into vacuum cleaners where they die a horrible death.
Despite the obvious dangers. Doltish humans foolishly slave with vacuum cleaners and spent countless dog hours vacuuming up the carpet.
Time that would be better spent playing fetch with the doggie!
As you all know, I've been a staunch foe of vacuum cleaners since my earliest days as a puppy.
I bark at the vacuum and run circles when the vacuum is running ... but all that effort has been to no avail.
That is. Until today.
Yes, my fine furred friends. I believe the canine world has reached a tipping point in the war against the vacuum.
For the last weeks I've been shedding as if fur went out of style.
I shed so much fur that the hose to the vacuum cleaner simply clogged up and the vacuum cleaner could no longer engage in evil.
This, I believe, is the tipping point in the war between vacuums and dogs.
And so, I report to the canine world. There is still hope.
Simply shed. Shed like you've never shed before and we can cover the carpets of the world with so much fur that all the vacuums will simply choke and clog up.
My name is Coco. I am a little brown doggie who is looking out for you.