Missing Cat Poster

I came across a "missing cat" poster while I was on my walk in the park today.

Here's the puzzling thing: The poster offered a reward to the person who found the cat.

You would think the reward would be for the entity that made the cat go missing.

My name is Coco. I am a dog. This message has been approved for canine consumption.

Catricide

There's been reports of missing cats in the neighborhood ... so animal services has been rounding up all the usual suspect.

Being an innocent little brown doggie, I realized that I needed to get some legal advise.

So I put together a legal defense team.

Our first tact in defending canines against accusations of catricide was to argue that catricide is not murder, but a public service.

Of course, Obama's been putting all sorts of cat-lovers on the bench. If you get a cat-lover on the bench or in a jury, you can kiss your sweet tail goodbye.

So, I came up with a new line of legal defense. Here goes:

"This little doggie is a natural doggie; Therefore, the cat died of natural causes."

In the human legal system a person is considered "Innocent until proven guilty."

In the dog world the law is: "A dog is innocent. Period. I mean, just look at those big innocent eyes. That doggie is innocent. Period."

Stop SOAP!

Dear faithful blog readers. This little doggie is joining the International Internet blackout in protest of SOAP.

I hate baths.

The thing I hate most about baths is SOAP.

I give an enthusiastic tail wag to all sites engaged in the black out!

Tell your Congressman to Stop SOAP and Stop SOAP now.

This blog post was paid for by the Coco for Supreme Ruler of the Universe Super PAC.

I, Coco the doggie, approve this message.

New Years Resolution

My name is Coco. I am a little brown doggy.

My resolution for 2012 is to stimulate the economy by creating shovel ready job.

Human, get your shovel ready. It is time for a work and I feel a shovel ready project coming on.

A Lost Puppy in a Big World

Fido Finder reports that Labs are the most common reported lost dog.

A lost puppy is a sad thing.

Sometimes puppies get lost, and never come back.

I am a Lab and I got horribly lost once. For that matter, I got so lost that I never came back.

Fortunately, I found a new houseful of humans to give me food. But it sometimes give me pause that I was lost and never came back.

Signed Coco
just another lost puppy in a great big world.

Don't Do It!

The local humane society is running an ad asking people to take in a homeless dog FOR Thanksgiving.

For the sake of all that is holy. DON'T DO IT!

You might take in a homeless turkey, or a homeless chunk of ham, but please, not a doggie!

You might consider taking in a homeless doggie after Thanksgiving Dinner, but not for Thanksgiving.

My name is Coco and I am thankful that there is a turkey in the oven. I promise to give my portion of the turkey a happy home.

Profound Thought of the Day

As a small brown puppy. I consider myself to be a child of dog.