On Cat Heaven

Coco is wise and shares the wisdom of the great dog theologians.

Dog theologians hold that there must be a great reward for cats that can overcome their inner cat wickedness. This place would be called cat heaven.

In our last posts we learned that dog heaven and cat hell are the same place.

The converse is also true. Cat heaven would be dog hell.

Now, here's the sweet part: Since cats are all snooty and standoffish, they've set things up so that there are no dogs in cat heaven.

As "heaven and hell" is an mutually exclusive proposition, we can conclude that since there are no dog's in cat heaven, i.e. dog hell; then there are no dogs in dog hell.

Therefore, all dogs must go to heaven.

Sweet deal, eh?