Happy Mother's Day!
Although we were separated as a pup, I still remember mom. She was the most glorious and wonderful doggie that I had ever known.
I was from a rather large litter, but she gave us each individual attention and special full body licks.
The thing I remember most about her was her size.
She was as big as a wall.
As big as a wall I tell you!
I've never met a dog as big as she was.
She was a big furry wall with these wonderful fountains of the most delicious tasting white liquid I ever tasted.
It was even better than a meaty bone.
There was so much going on back then that I kind of lost track of how we got separated.
I remember being with mom and with a big pile of other puppies. I remember clutchy grabby pink hands.
The next thing I remember was being all alone.
I eventually had to gather together a pack of humans for survival. I've been in survival mode ever since.
Jealous that they never got to feel the love of a mommy dog, the humans engaged in a smear campaign against my mom.
One of the humans even went as far as to say my mom was a bitch!
Can you believe that?
How dare they compare my mom to a cranky woman!
I know, deep in my puppy heart, that my mom was the most wonderful dog ever.
So, wherever she is, I wish mom a Happy Mother's Day.
For that matter, I wish a Happy Mother's Day to all moms of the Mammalia Class ... regardless of of species.