You are what you eat

Nutritionists often repeat the adage: "You are what you eat."

A corollary to the statement is: "You are what eats you."

For this reason, wolves in the wild feel that they are doing a world of service in chasing down and eating deer, elk, bison and other wild game. After all, becoming a canine is clearly a step up for most all creatures.

On the domestic side of the fence, dogs reason the same and believe that it is appropriate for humans to give dogs big slaps of beef, pork, chicken and other store bought meats. It is, after all, a privilege for these hunks of meat to become part of a dog.

My name is Coco. I am a dog, and I approve this message.