As a doggie traditionalist, I believe in honoring contracts sealed with a firm handshake.
When I first learned to sit and shake. We were infact agreeing to a contract in which the doggie would get seven snoutfuls of kibbles a day (interchangeable with an occasional slice of bison) and three walks a day.
I am deeply troubled to report that this doggie does not (I repeat) this doggie does not get all the walks and all the kibbles that she desires.
I only get three bowls of kibbles a day, and often only one walk. I repeat that. I often only get one walk.
This is unacceptable.
My name is Coco. I've lived up to my side of the contract. Human, now it is time for you to live up to yours!