Dear Sandy Paws,
I've been a good doggie for these last seven dog years. I've barked at the things that need barking at and chased the things needing chased.
For Christmas I would like a puppy. I promise to share my food and water bowl with the puppy (assuming my humans start putting more kibbles in the bowl).
For the pack ... I would like a buffalo. I've always dreamed of the pack taking down a buffalo in the wild.
Coco, the dog.