This post is just for doggies.
If you are a human, please stop reading.
Fellow Doggies, I discovered a secret trick on my walk today.
I discovered that if I have a big long stick balanced in my snout and I run between two humans walking side by side on a trail; then the two humans will suddenly wince in pain and start cursing.
This knowledge might come in useful if we decide we need to reign in the humans.
On past walks, I tried running between two trees with a big stick in my snout. That did not work as well.